girlwholovesturtles:

writing-prompt-s:

You throw your rent bill across the room in frustration, and it lands under your bed. A few seconds later, a claw pushes the bill back out with a wad of cash.

Monster under the bed finally paying his fucking rent.

death-by-lulz:

Mattress surfing Queen.

I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.

(Source: lejazzhot)